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Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations...

- John Mendosa

1. 




"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called
EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

                                     - Drew Carey

2. 




"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to
find a woman I don't like and just give her a house,"
       
                                - Lewis Grizzard

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"The problem with the designated driver program,
it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get
sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the
end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."

                             - Jeff Foxworthy

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"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?"

                                          - Marilyn Pittman

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