Today's quotes [6.1.19]
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"I hacked into Microsoft, and all I got was this lousy source code."
"Luke I am your father... and your brother."
-- A redneck Vader
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell.
Maybe hell is just having to listen to our
grandparents breathe through their noses when
they're eating sandwiches."
"The length of a film should be directly
related to the endurance of the human bladder."
"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
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