Today's jokes [6.6.19]
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This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front
desk says to him:
"Thank you for coming."
Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!
(This is where you have to scroll down)
Really, go on and make one wish!!!
Oh please, s/he'll never go out with you!!!
Wish something else!!!
Not *that* either, you pervert!!
Is your finger getting tired yet?
You Can Stop now moron!!!!!!!!
Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to make you feel guilty,
here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to a certain
number of people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and
then thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because
, you now, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!!
Really!!! Here's how it goes.
Send this to 1 person: One person will be upset with you for sending them a
stupid chain letter.
Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be upset with you for sending them
a stupid chain letter.
5-10 people: 5-10 people will be upset with at you for sending them a stupid
10-20 people: 10-20 people will be upset with at you for sending them a
stupid chain letter.
20 to 674,951 1/2 people: 20 to 674,951 1/2 people will be upset with you
for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around
a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!"
Mary Jane laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going to
help that man!
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he
have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he
wouldn't make it through the night. So the person calls for his lawyer and
asks him to come and sit by his bed. Right before the person dies, the
lawyer asks him why did he want him next to him. The dying person replied,
"When Jesus died, he had a thief next to him and I want to go the same
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.
The following day, a friend asked him if he would like to do it again.
He replied, "No thanks, I'm not into recycling."
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