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"As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing 
clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline."

                                                     - Jay Leno


"The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have 
the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, 
when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an 
imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain."

                                                        - Bill Maher


"CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam 
Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam 
said, 'It's not so bad.'"

                                        - Conan O'Brien 


"Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate.
The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language."

                                                - Jay Leno


"Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much
as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free."

                                                   - Jay Leno


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