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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying."


"I have enough money to last me the rest of my
life unless I buy something."


One should love animals 
They are so tasty.


"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to 
wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of 
the American voters to become president, either."

                                              - David Letterman


"In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying 
on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong 

                                                    - Jay Leno


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