Today's quotes [5.6.19]
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Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.
Success is a relative term
It brings so many relatives.
A good discussion is like a miniskirt:
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
Love thy neighbor... But don't get caught!
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