Today's quotes [5.5.19]
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"I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding
- Edward Chilton
You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a good school.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
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