Today's quotes [5.4.19]
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing
which cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly
go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or
- Douglas Adams
"But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand. Human
intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so
far as we can tell."
- S. J. Gould
Man - a creature created at the end of a workweek when God was tired.
- Mark Twain
Notice how they do not so much fly, as plummet.
- Monty Python (Flying Sheep Sketch)
Although a wise man might urge that one suffer fools gladly, this should
not be construed as license for any fool to demand that one do so.
- Frederick William Kantor
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