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You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light. 

                                      - Edward Abbey

1. 




"How tall are you?" 

"Six foot seven."

"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches." 

- Mae West

2. 




You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to 
getting hit.

If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind. 

3. 




Friends are like fiddle strings;
they must not be screwed too tight.

                    - H. G. Bohn

4. 




Women will forgive anything.
Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.

                                    - Robert A. Heinlein

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