Today's quotes [5.2.19]
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Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons.
- Woody Allen from Without Feathers
Society is like a stew.
If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top.
- Edward Abbey
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
The management of this establishment is not responsible.
Few women admit their age. Few men act it!
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