Today's quotes [5.16.19]
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Today's standards of performance are
yesterday's standards of excellence and
tomorrow's standards of mediocrity.
Sent by Paul
"Sex is like a joke, some people get it and some don't"
Sent by Mindi
"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in
the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately."
You know the world is going to hell when the best rapper is
white and the best golfer is black.
Sent by Tony
Samuel Colt- Inventor of the point-and-click interface.
Sent by Tara
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