Today's quotes [5.15.19]
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"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise"
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst,
for they are sticking to their diets.
Platonic friend is like a dick in a glass.
In case of an emergency -- you break the glass.
-- Chris Rock
"Don't Keep reaching for the stars
because you'll just look like an idiot
stretching that way for no reason"
-- Jimmy Fallon
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