Today's quotes [5.14.19]
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Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations
and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from
a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
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