Today's quotes [5.13.19]
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your
chances for a date on Saturday night."
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you
didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
An accountant is someone who knows the cost
of everything and the value of nothing.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
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