Today's quotes [5.12.19]
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
I don't do drugs anymore...I get the same effect just standing up fast.
Marriage changes passion...
suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
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