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There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman
                  - before marriage and after marriage.

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child.  We
can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

                                                 -Rita Rudner

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Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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