Today's quotes [5.1.19]
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No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough
to get money from it.
- Stephen Leacock
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.
I have lots of hobbies which I pursue to the fullest.
I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches
across the world. Maybe you've seen it.
I also collect rare photos. I have a very rare photo of Houdini locking
his keys in his car.
- Steven Wright
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