Today's jokes [5.16.19]
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Why does the University of Tennesse football
team wear orange to all their Saturday games?
So that they can wear the same outfit to go
hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.
How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style
Quality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and look
for mistakes the other hunters made when they were packing
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife
Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.
"I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil," answers the President.
"But sir, what about the mad cow?!!" asks the waiter.
"Oh," answers Dubya, "she'll order for herself."
Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,
….what do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
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