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"Prostitutes Appeal to Pope"

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Michael Anderson Goodwin spent 7 years on the death row in a South Carolina prison.
Finally, the capital punishment was changed to life imprisonment.
In March, 1989, while sitting on a metal john in his camera and repairing his small
TV, the appliance short-circuted. The short-circut proved to be lethal.

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HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE
IN LOVE?

"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell
if  he's in love."  (John, 9)

"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will
get cold. Other people care more about the food." (Brad, 8)

"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.
They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts
are... on fire."  (Christine, 9)

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