Today's stories [4.2.19]
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Spence was discussing the latest design changes on this
one car at the car show. Someone noted the windshield
wipers now didn't show from the front of the car. I opened my
mouth and seriously suggested, "maybe the windshield wipers
are on the *inside* of the windshield now . . . "
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
Being very patriotic Kelly went with a Judi to register to vote.
We filled out the forms and handed them to the registrar. He
looked them over and handed Judi's back to her. "You
answered the question on your 'State Of Birth' wrong." She'd
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