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Melissa was telling a coworker of the notice she'd received
of her Ten Year High School Reunion.  The coworker said, 
"So what year did you graduate?"

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I was just visiting some friends who have a real working farm. I 
was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the 
friend's wife came out to feed them. The rooster stopped 
chasing the hen at once and ran over to begin eating. I stood 
there thinking to myself, "Damn ! I hope I never get that 
hungry."


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