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"Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet."
                        -- Unknown


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Christopher Morley - "My theology, briefly, is that the universe
           was dictated but not signed."


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"Always do one thing less than you think you can do." 

    - Bernard Baruch 

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"Conspiracies abound:  If everyone's against you, the reason can't _possibly_
 be that you're a fuckhead."
                        -- The Usenet Guide to Power Posting


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"Sorry about that Chief." 

     - Maxwell Smart 

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