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"alt.tv.teletubbies is like a lava lamp with the words 'LOVE', 'TELETUBBIES',
 'TINKY-WINKY', and 'SEX' swirling around inside."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry


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Edward Chilton - "I'm worried that the universe will soon
           need replacing. It's not holding a charge."


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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. 

    - Aesop 

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"One's action ought to come out of an achieved
stllness; not to be a mere rushing on." 

    - D. H. Lawrence 

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Tomorrow is the most important thing in life.
Comes into us at midnight very clean.  It's
perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in
our hands. It hopes we've learned something
from yesterday.--John Wayne

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