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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. 

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Mind your own business, Spock.
I'm sick of your half breed interference. 

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"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." 

              - Gloria Steinem

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I am always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them. 

              - Pablo Picasso 

4. 




"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which
when you looked at it the right way did not become still more
complicated."

     - Poul Anderson 

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