Today's quotes [4.2.19]
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"... we show you lions (we borrowed from a zoo) savagely stalk and attack
their prey! (that we tied down ahead of time to ensure a good camera
-- Jello Biafra, "Mild Kingdom"
"It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If
you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's
either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs."
-- Oxford University Press, Edpress News
Calkin's Law of Menu Language
The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a
menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the dish.
Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget
where you live.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
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