Today's quotes [4.15.19]
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I look just like the girl next door... if you happen to live next door to
an amusement park.
- Dolly Parton
God is a comedian with an audience too afraid to laugh.
Doing for people what they can and ought to do for themselves is a
dangerous experiment. In the last analysis the welfare of the workers
depends on their own private initiative.
- Samuel Gompers, 1915
President, American Federation of Labor 1886 - 1924
Only a fool is astonished by the foolishness of humankind.
- Edward Abbey
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second
day you're off it.
- Jackie Gleason
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