Today's quotes [4.13.19]
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Anatomy is something everybody's got, but sure looks better on a woman.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm,
so I know what I would have smelled of.
Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."
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