Today's quotes [4.10.19]
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How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty
for Miss America?
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
the first place!
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but, a true friend will
be sitting next to you saying, "Wow... that was fun!"
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