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"She sure is a striking beauty."
"You said it! She slapped me twice."

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"The artists formerly known as Itch-e & Scratch-e now wish to be known as
 Boo Boo & Mace. And Johnny Rotten is John Lydon, Ziggy Stardust is David
 Bowie these days, Adam Ant is no-one in particular and Gary Glitter is of
 no further importance. Life goes on."
                        -- dB magazine


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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady
       Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would
       drink it. -- His reply


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"If MS products answer your problems best, buy them.  If someone else's
 solution is a better fit, by all means buy it."
"Hey!  This is an *.advocacy group!  You can't use that logic in here!"
                        -- kjlang@gcs-server.jsc.nasa.gov,
                                tstanley@ou.edu, in various groups


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I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.



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