Today's jokes [4.9.19]
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for you girls...
Why is 88 better than 69?
You get 8 twice.
What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
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