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for you girls...

Why is 88 better than 69?

You get 8 twice.

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What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?

A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your 
family bush.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

3. 




Do you know what a Yankee is?

Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself 



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What did the mongoloid say to his dog?

Downsyndrome!!

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