Today's stories [3.3.19]
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Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called and
volunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to me. I
declined, not wanting to pass on the flu to her. "Okay honey", she told
me, "Will wait till after we get married. Then we can spend the rest ofour
lives making each other sick!"
"Hey Bill, I heard you can download the whole
Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet".
"No kidding? How much memory will it take up?".
"Not much, just two Bytes."
Sign on a church bulletin board:
You aren't too bad to come in, You aren't good enough to stay out.
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