Today's stories [3.2.19]
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Laborer Alexander Robinson of Mobile, Alabama,
redefined the limits of tactlessness when he
opened his eyes after surgery to restore his
sight and said agreeably to his wife: 'Boy,
you sure have got fat in four years.'
The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting
machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to
his insurance company.The company, suspecting negligence, sent out
one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out
and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.
A World War II veteran came into a London clinic with a haemorrhoid
problem. One painful pile would often hang down from the man's anus and
he was in the habit of pushing it back up with an artillery shell. On
this occasion, the shell got stuck. Doctors were going to remove it
but the man told them the shell was still live. So the hospital called in
the army bomb disposal squad, who built a lead box around the
man's anus to defuse the shell before it could be removed.
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