Today's stories [3.10.19]
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Corey said the other morning at the McDonald's drive thru the
Judi asked if he'd like the 2 for 1 apple pie special. I told her
yes and then she said, "I'm sorry, we're all out of apple pies."
Recently, when I went to McDonald's. I saw on the menu
that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken
McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We
don't have half dozen nuggets", said the teenager at
the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have
six, nine, or twelve," was the reply "So I can't
order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six
I was recently in my local pub in Scotland, and it was pretty quiet.
There were several people sitting at the bar with me, and the bar-lady
was reading a paper.
She looked at me, puzzled, and said "John, you do crosswords, don't
"Yes," I replied, truthfully.
"I've got one here - 'Stranded, as on a desert island', 10 letters, and
the first is 'M'. Any ideas?"
"Marooned," I said.
The other customers shouted out their orders: "A whusky," "a pint o'
heavy", etc, etc.
Delighted at this display of humour, I refused to pay for a drop.
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