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After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And
she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody
In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.
Glyme's formula for success:
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.
Green's law of debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're
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