Today's quotes [3.8.19]
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I hear that exercise kills germs. But how do you get the little
buggers to exercise?
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet.
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this
look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a
plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across
that floor. I told him he was grounded.
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband
forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't
admit he'd forgotten the code.....he turned himself in.
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