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Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from
the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.


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The mass of men lead lives of quiet masturbation.

     -Thoreau 

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I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

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Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of
portraits by Picasso.

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VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

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