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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis
Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
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