Today's quotes [3.3.19]
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Douglas Adams - "There is a theory which states that if ever
anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why
it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by
something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is
another theory which states that this has already
Rich Cook - "Programming today is a race between software
engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof
programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
"As you requested, here is a schedule of all future unplanned network outages.
I took the initiative to include a schedule of all future sick days, volcanic
eruptions, earthquakes and hurricanes."
Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.
--- John Ehrlichman
"I really, really hate people."
"Me too. That's why I work tech support."
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