Today's quotes [3.15.19]
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If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had
gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog
stands on the moon.
"Happy Birthday Usenet Oracle!
The Usenet Oracle celebrated it's 6th birthday Sunday, 8 October 1995.
That's about ... let's see ... 1,320 in Internet years."
-- Steve Kinzler, rec.humor.oracle
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. "
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom.
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