Today's quotes [3.12.19]
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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
If at first you don't succeed...skydiving isn't for you.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
"Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
and Dance like no one's watching"
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