Today's stories [2.1.19]
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the walgreen's pharmacy was broken into and a large amount of viagra was
taken. the local police said to be on the look out for two hardened
British Columbia, Canada: Police officers on patrol about 1:00 am
spotted 4 men breaking into a vehicle. They gave chase on foot,
catching and arresting two of the men. The other two escaped. A
couple of hours later, two men showed up at the main desk of the
police station, asking when their buddies were going to be released.
They were carrying (and wearing) items which had been stolen from the car.
Representative Tim Moore sponsored a resolution in the Texas House of Representatives in
Austin, Texas calling on the House to commend Albert de Salvo for his unselfish service to
"his country, his state and his community."
The resolution stated that "this compassionate gentleman's dedication and devotion to his work
has enabled the weak and the lonely throughout the nation to achieve and maintain a new degree
of concern for their future. He has been officially recognized by the state of Massachusetts
for his noted activities and unconventional techniques involving population control and applied
The resolution was passed unanimously.
Representative Moore then revealed that he had only tabled the motion to show how the
legislature passes bills and resolutions often without reading them or understanding what
they say. Albert de Salvo was the Boston Strangler.
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