Today's quotes [2.7.19]
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We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
- Albert Einstein
"... and call off Christmas!"
-- Alan Rickmann, aka the Sheriff of Nottingham,
"Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"
"Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously;
and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously."
- Booth Tarkington
"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
has failed twice in different directions."
-- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"
"| <- You must be smarter than this stick to ride the Internet"
-- Mike Handler, paraphrased from Bev White
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