Today's quotes [2.12.19]
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their
apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams
"Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?"
"Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II
"My computer screen says 'Press any key to continue'. Can I borrow your keys?
Mine are locked in my Yugo..."
-- Some Guy (from Dilbert)
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
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