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Nothing is politically right that is
morally wrong.

                   --Daniel O'Connell

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* It is better to be looked over than overlooked.


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"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
   -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh


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I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.


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Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

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