Today's poems [2.2.19]
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There once was a vampire named Mable
Who's periods were very unstable
By the light of the moon
She whipped out a spoon
And drank herself under the table
Sent by Matt
There was a young woman from Orrey,
Who fell down a fifty foot quarry,
She fell on her back
and opened her crack,
And in backed a thirty ton lorry!
Sent by Doug
I have a dog named Tim.......
I once had a dog, and his name was Tim,
I put him in the tub to learn how to swim,
He drank all the water and ate all the soap,
He died last night with a bubble in his troat.
Sent by Jillian
There was once a prostitute named Sue
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin
If they pay to get in
And they'll pay to get out too.
Hurt (by love)
Tell me why It hurts,
Please tell me why it hurts so much,
Is it because of hate, is it because of love,or is it both,
I don't Know but can you help me find out,
I love you,
I hate you,
I love you because we have so much in common,
I hate you because you think I don't try,
But I do so deal with it,
I can't tell why it hurts, but I know I love you,
I hate you just as much as I love you,
But why does it hurt,
To know that you think of me as a friend
when it could be so much more,
I think I found why it hurts,
Will you help me ease the hurt.
Sent by Schaal
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