Today's stories [12.3.19]
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Brian received a phone call:
"HI, I'm phoning on behalf of the ????? Children's Workshop
where we can help you with special offers, ....etc"
I interrupted her and informed her that I didn't have any
"Do you have any grandchildren???", she then asked.
Taking a medical history is an experience: The MD, taking a
sex-behavior history asked: "How many orgasms did you have
last week?" The answer: "Counting masturbatory ones and
Sam told me about the accident he was trying to find out
Me: So I heard about some car accident this morning.
Friend: Yeah, it was Sam, he got hit by a car on the way to
Me: Oh my God, is he alright?
Friend: I don't think so, they took him to the hospital.
Me: ICU? (intensive care unit)
Friend (quite serious): I see you too, but this is no time to play
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