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You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we are learning
all the time. Why, just fifty years ago they thought a disease
like your daughter's was caused by demonic possession or witchcraft.
But nowadays, we know that Isabelle is suffereing from an imbalance
of bodily humors, perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living
in her stomach.
- Theodoric of York, Saturday Night Live
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in
Africa are vastly under polluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank,
explaining why we should export toxic wastes to
Third World countries
Douglas Adams - "There is a theory which states that if ever
anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why
it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by
something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is
another theory which states that this has already
Rich Cook - "Programming today is a race between software
engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof
programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
"As you requested, here is a schedule of all future unplanned network outages.
I took the initiative to include a schedule of all future sick days, volcanic
eruptions, earthquakes and hurricanes."
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