Today's poems [12.2.19]
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A golfer named Sandy MacFarr
Went to bed with a Hollywood star
When he first saw her gash he
Cried, "Quick, goot muh mashie!
Uh thunk uh c'n muk it in par."
There once was a horse named Lily
Whose dingus was really a dilly.
It was vaganoid duply,
And labial quadruply---
In fact, he was really a filly.
There once was a lady from Salem
Who used to take cocks and inhale 'em.
The fruits of these feats:
Pubic hairs from her teeth
Were saved until Fall when she'd bale 'em.
A fellow with love-making flair
Was licking his sweetie "down there."
He said, as some gas
Escaped from her ass,
"Thank God for a breath of fresh air!"
There was a young fellow named Lancelot
Whom his neighbors all looked on askance a lot.
Whenever he'd pass
A presentable lass,
The front of his pants would advance a lot.
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