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   My wife is what's generally known as a "Strawberry Blonde", which is
   of course, half blonde/half redhead. Every once in a while though the
   blonde part gains the upper hand. On a recent trip to New York, there
   was a one of those small info signs on the check-in desk. It said:
   Breakfast 6-10; Lunch 11-3; Dinner 4-11.
   
   She took one look at that and said "How in the world are we gonna do
   any sight-seeing ? We'll be so busy eating, we won't have time for
   anything else."


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   I saw in the paper the other day that there's a serious shortage of
   men in Washington DC. I commented on this fact to my wife and told her
   I might just go there. I added that the article said that men could
   earn $50 a nite easily as a gigolo.
   
   She smiled and said, "And exactly how do you intend to live on $200 a
   month ?"


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   One morning following a tiff, I put my pants on too roughly & ripped
   the seam along the fly. I glared at my wife and said "I'll wear these
   today so everyone in the Office will know what I have to put up with."
   
   She said, "No, I'll repair them. I don't want them to know what I have
   to put up with."


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