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My wife is what's generally known as a "Strawberry Blonde", which is
of course, half blonde/half redhead. Every once in a while though the
blonde part gains the upper hand. On a recent trip to New York, there
was a one of those small info signs on the check-in desk. It said:
Breakfast 6-10; Lunch 11-3; Dinner 4-11.
She took one look at that and said "How in the world are we gonna do
any sight-seeing ? We'll be so busy eating, we won't have time for
I saw in the paper the other day that there's a serious shortage of
men in Washington DC. I commented on this fact to my wife and told her
I might just go there. I added that the article said that men could
earn $50 a nite easily as a gigolo.
She smiled and said, "And exactly how do you intend to live on $200 a
One morning following a tiff, I put my pants on too roughly & ripped
the seam along the fly. I glared at my wife and said "I'll wear these
today so everyone in the Office will know what I have to put up with."
She said, "No, I'll repair them. I don't want them to know what I have
to put up with."
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