Today's quotes [11.8.19]
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I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check.
Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out"
-- Steven Wright
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up.
- Thomas Edison
A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.
- Albert Einstein
Love is a many-splendored thing. Until you have to explain
to 300 million people why your splendor "by-product" is
causing a tax hike to cover the new Presidential Emergency
Dry-Cleaning Fund. Then it's just a pain in the ass.
- Alisa Meadows
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